tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-26499700322483653132024-03-05T01:43:45.354-08:00The Aspergers kid's mouthThe life of a small, skinny kid with autisim and a knack for Diet coke and Legos. Laughs included.Brodyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02098638866389130227noreply@blogger.comBlogger8125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2649970032248365313.post-56738238333038097142008-06-16T15:36:00.000-07:002008-06-16T15:37:26.029-07:00FireworksMY BIRTHDAY IS TOMORROW<br />MY BIRTHDAY IS TOMORROW<br />MY BIRTHDAY IS TOMORROW<br />MY BIRTHDAY IS TOMORROW<br />MY BIRTHDAY IS TOMORROW<br />MY BIRTHDAY IS TOMORROW<br />MY BIRTHDAY IS TOMORROW<br />MY BIRTHDAY IS TOMORROW<br />MY BIRTHDAY IS TOMORROW<br />MY BIRTHDAY IS TOMORROW<br />I'M GOING TO BE ANOTHER YEAR OLDER<br />THAT'S ABOUT ITBrodyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02098638866389130227noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2649970032248365313.post-46885154279020137622008-05-10T06:07:00.002-07:002008-05-10T06:16:15.465-07:00Mom's doubletHoly crap...<br />It's been four months...<br />Time to update for my few dozen fans!<br /><br />My mom's birthday is today! Hooplah! And tomorrow, it's mother's day. That's not fair to me OR my brother. Or my dad. I want roast chicken.<br /><br />In other news, I'm making fifty dollars. I don't know whether to spend it on MySims or Mark Denardo's new album Graffiti Monsters.<br /><br />Oh! Speaking of Mark, <a href="http://pixeljam.com/dinorun">Dino Run is live!</a> If you click on "Credits," and look at the beta testers, look for Brody K. B.. And look for me in multiplayer. Look for a dino that looks like the Ratmaze rat or one of the Gamma Bros..<br /><br />Well, I gots to get my mom's presents out of the car. See ya.Brodyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02098638866389130227noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2649970032248365313.post-39607250187323311662008-02-25T15:12:00.000-08:002008-02-25T15:19:59.441-08:00A month fulla junkOh, wow... headache supreme.<br />I've been doing a lot this month.<br /><br />Well, first, as you know, I got a big spotlight shine from Mozilla. I got free stuff. That's right. Wewt.<br /><br />Next, my uncle is working with mah dad, so he'll be here for a few days.<br /><br />I'm reading <span style="font-family:webdings;font-size:78%;color:#ffffff;">Dear Dumb Diary</span>. Don't laugh. It's a funny book.<br /><br />Time for MONK. Bye. Oh, and by the way, stay at least 2 feet away from this blog. I have somewhat of a cold.Brodyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02098638866389130227noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2649970032248365313.post-26603063909993188682008-02-03T12:30:00.000-08:002008-02-03T12:41:18.084-08:00HektikWoo! What a great time I had!<br />No specific time.<br /><br />My friend Michael is here today. Great kid. He knows a LOT about air planes and the Red Baron.<br />If Michael doesn't know something about planes, it's obviously not true!<br /><br />Also this week was my pride of Firefox. Look at my last post.<br /><br />My friend Paul came back to school. He was sick for 10 days. Wewt.<br /><br />And my mom still hasn't found out that I have mustard on my sock.<br /><br />HOW DOES SOMEONE GET MUSTARD ON THEIR SOCK!!!<br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjoOXKlFswMO6UCKsAcT_BgXAR9O5yizBbzT5t8C1vOJuHTgtQ11fFeTzRmy6fZwtjdR7UZOGV6myBvivPs7tZY1d1zhZSacQulAhigV2oPCUrixEE1V7j-39RAvekrg-oc-s3SY1u6SHRC/s1600-h/The+Firefox+Dance.gif"><img style="cursor: pointer;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjoOXKlFswMO6UCKsAcT_BgXAR9O5yizBbzT5t8C1vOJuHTgtQ11fFeTzRmy6fZwtjdR7UZOGV6myBvivPs7tZY1d1zhZSacQulAhigV2oPCUrixEE1V7j-39RAvekrg-oc-s3SY1u6SHRC/s400/The+Firefox+Dance.gif" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5162856587226280786" border="0" /></a><br /><span style="font-style: italic;">Latest lego model</span>: Unfinished car with working steering. DO'H!Brodyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02098638866389130227noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2649970032248365313.post-27242705577850573912008-01-30T13:36:00.000-08:002008-01-31T16:28:12.733-08:00Firefox Dance!<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiI9Ue9iUA6wI8koYtXAz74glAVl6OB-uqZdhX7snEtBcfvAfdBnNWMJGaSxbKz0curvD0JxOMv1Tus4_7GxrjQR5_OUH3xSR8a3HA6VDsqOQh6vbDWAtju6OpgnH5ZmQJJRUDF-3ClKp-p/s1600-h/Firefox+%26+Google.jpg"><img style="margin: 0pt 10px 10px 0pt; float: left; cursor: pointer;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiI9Ue9iUA6wI8koYtXAz74glAVl6OB-uqZdhX7snEtBcfvAfdBnNWMJGaSxbKz0curvD0JxOMv1Tus4_7GxrjQR5_OUH3xSR8a3HA6VDsqOQh6vbDWAtju6OpgnH5ZmQJJRUDF-3ClKp-p/s320/Firefox+%26+Google.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5161446476448559922" border="0" /></a><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhm2HTEaxmoEjIfPdfdbk5bh5ZovMJ7kAx_cSXYVvL8EKFyyi5Z6xNMvge7PPpyjmU-uS1uB_783M_sph57W0O-1XZAmx9SAB6xXdVRyKsVz9yct3sI40LqiZ84SVaqQx6KD7jQVrXzRiGa/s1600-h/Firefox+%26+Google+001.jpg"><img style="margin: 0pt 10px 10px 0pt; float: left; cursor: pointer;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhm2HTEaxmoEjIfPdfdbk5bh5ZovMJ7kAx_cSXYVvL8EKFyyi5Z6xNMvge7PPpyjmU-uS1uB_783M_sph57W0O-1XZAmx9SAB6xXdVRyKsVz9yct3sI40LqiZ84SVaqQx6KD7jQVrXzRiGa/s320/Firefox+%26+Google+001.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5161446480743527234" border="0" /></a><br /><span style="color: rgb(51, 255, 51);"></span>HOORAY! HOORAY! HOORAY! HOORAY! HOORAY! HOORAY! HOORAY! HOORAY! HOORAY! HOORAY! HOORAY! HOORAY!<br /><br /><span style="font-style: italic;">*Pant* *Wheeze*<br /></span><br />Sorry! I just made friends with one of the <span style="font-size:180%;">BIGGEST <span style="font-size:100%;">internet companies in the world. Don't know it? Mozilla Firefox! That calls for a dozen HOORAYs.</span></span><br /><span style="font-style: italic;"><br /><span style="font-style: italic;"><span style="font-style: italic;"><span style="font-style: italic;"></span></span></span></span><span>Well, It started at school. I tore a page out of my notepad. I drew soft lines. It apparently came to a triangle. I drew some ears, some arms, a body with excess fur, and above all, a burning tail. I drew a globe around the fox, and I wrote a great big MOZILLA FIREFOX. That was my first.<br /><br />I had a whole other 3 hours. So I held on to my scrap paper from the test. I scribbled a globe again. But this time, I put the Firefox on top, licking an ice cream. I took two minutes to think of a caption. I wrote:<br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">We're so nice,<br /><br />We'll make you ice cream.<br /><br />MOZILLA FIREFOX<br /><span style="font-weight: bold;"><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;"><span style="font-weight: bold;"></span></span></span></span>When I got home, I scanned the images and sent them to Melissa who works at Mozilla. (Heh)<br /><br />Hours later, I was at the top of my game! Fame, Pride, and I'm getting T-Shirts!<br /><br />All because of two pieces of paper and an internet company.<br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;"><span style="font-weight: bold;">Thank you Firefox!<br /><br /><span style="font-style: italic;"><span style="font-weight: bold;"></span></span></span></span><span style="font-style: italic;"><span>Latest lego model: </span></span>A man calling for his dog.<span style="font-weight: bold;"><span style="font-weight: bold;"><br /></span></span></span>Brodyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02098638866389130227noreply@blogger.com4tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2649970032248365313.post-57988133918674086282008-01-25T19:36:00.000-08:002008-01-26T07:05:17.483-08:00Bricking away<span style="color: rgb(51, 255, 255);">Sunny Meadows.<span style="color: rgb(255, 255, 51);"><br />Lot<span style="color: rgb(51, 255, 255);">s of Legos.<br />And w<span style="color: rgb(0, 153, 0);"><span style="color: rgb(153, 255, 153);">ho could</span><br /><span style="color: rgb(51, 255, 255);">forg<span style="color: rgb(51, 255, 255);">e<span style="color: rgb(0, 153, 0);"><span style="color: rgb(153, 255, 153);">t all the</span><br />Chowder I could<br />watch and all the<br /><span style="color: rgb(0, 102, 0);">Coke I could</span><br /><span style="color: rgb(0, 102, 0);">drink? Ahh...</span><br /><br /></span></span></span></span></span></span></span>Sorry. I was in my happy place. What was I doing.... Oh, right. The blog. Hold on. <span style="font-weight: bold;">KLUNK THUNK WHAM.</span> All right.<br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">SCHOOL</span>: Starting to go downhill. At 7th grade, you're forced to take a writing test. It's just as important as the EOGs. My language arts teacher is using class time to prepare. But she's a H*R fan, so she's cool.<br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">FRIENDS</span>: Still goin' good. Having one over tomorrow.<br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;"><a href="http://www.pixeljam.com/">DINO RUN</a> IDEA:</span> When the Alien Egg is collected, all the pterodactyls turn into Gamma Bros. Ships until end of level.<br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">CURRENTLY DRINKING.... no, wait, CHUGGING DOWN</span>: Orangeade. And a granola bar. I choked. On a hoppin' CRUMB! Lesson learned: Don't Chug down, Let alone drink granola bars.<br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">BIG GUY STATS</span>: Got back from a business trip from Connecticut, New York and New Jersey. "Big Guy" is my dad.<br /><br />Well, there we go. A week made up in a few lousy letters.<br />See ya!<br /><br /><br /><br /><span style="font-style: italic;">Latest Lego Model:</span> A Lego lunch box. Inside is a little 50 years of Lego celebration.<span style="color: rgb(51, 255, 255);"><span style="color: rgb(255, 255, 51);"><span style="color: rgb(51, 255, 255);"><span style="color: rgb(0, 153, 0);"><span style="color: rgb(51, 255, 255);"><span style="color: rgb(51, 255, 255);"><span style="color: rgb(0, 153, 0);"><span style="color: rgb(0, 0, 0);"><span><br /></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span>Brodyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02098638866389130227noreply@blogger.com3tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2649970032248365313.post-40789825695430113622008-01-18T08:42:00.000-08:002008-01-21T09:27:27.216-08:00Buggy dino dogsIn case you didn't know, I beta tested for a game called DINO RUN for Pixeljam games. The glitches I found were:<br /><br /><ol><li>Strange white dialog box called "OOPS" (fixed)</li><li>Birds and flying dinos outta nowhere (to be fixed)</li><li>Secret way of escaping the sanctuary</li><li>Being able to run both ways on level with wall of doom, when escaped from sanctuary.</li></ol><p>Well, enough about that, lets talk about the dogs my family is fostering,</p><p>We saved these 4 puppies, and their mother, from a kill shelter, controlled by convicts. We named the puppies Samaritan, Rowdy, Crusier/Cop, Butterball (The family favorite), and Mama dog. We feed them, walk them, and play with them. The worst part about having a puppy is when it's teething. The dogs never seem to stop teething. <em>*Sigh*</em> Well, I need to sort my legos. (GEDDUP NOISE!)</p>Brodyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02098638866389130227noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2649970032248365313.post-89439724618137694042008-01-17T13:07:00.000-08:002008-01-17T17:05:24.465-08:00Stretching outHi there. Welcome to my blog. Thanks for reading it, let alone click it, don't even START ON FINDING IT! <em>*Pant* *Wheeze* </em>Sorry.<br /><br />Allow me to tell you a little bit about myself. I'm <strong>Brody.</strong> I am 12, about 13, my birthday is on June 17. I am in the 7th grade. I like:<br /><ul><li>Garfield</li><li>Homestar runner</li><li>Chowder</li><li>Diet Coke</li><li>Legos (My hobby)</li><li>Drawing</li><li>Pixeljam games<br /></li></ul><p>I have a brother, 3 gerbils, 2 dogs, and my mom and dad. As you can tell from the title of this blog, I have autism.</p><p>Well, that's me for ya. I'll be around here every so often. Hope you like the blog.</p><p>Bye bye.</p>Brodyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02098638866389130227noreply@blogger.com3